Fish Biologist Lectured
By Bryce Nielson, Cisco Sonar
I have been a Fishead all my life. For some unknown reason I have always been
intrigued with these scaly, uniquely smelling, cold blooded animals. I have dedicated my life to fisheries science
and angling. Suffice to say, I really
know a lot about fish, or so I thought.
I have always had aquariums since I was a kid. I raised all types of tropical fish and have
seen many of them in the wild while diving.
Each species has unique traits and habits. The Betas and Barbs are showy and
active. Cichlids are aggressive toward
other fish, lots like a green sunfish and are better left alone. Algae eaters clean the glass in the aquarium
and Plecostomus clean up the bottom. I
hate to clean aquariums so I rely on the natural approach. In the summer there is more heat and light
effecting the aquarium so I stopped by PetSmart to get a couple fish.
I love to go in pet stores and look at the fish. The many varieties and colors and was species
are popular. When I had a large green
sunfish I used to buy “feeder” goldfish for him to snap up as soon as they hit
the water. I was waited on by a college
aged girl with glasses. I told her I
wanted to Plecostomus which were on sale for a buck apiece. She looked me up and down and asked me how
large of aquarium I was going to put them in.
I said 15 gallons and a look of concern crossed her face. She felt that was too small for the
fish. Now I know Plecostomus can grow
fairly large but typically they are restricted by habitat size. She wanted to know what I was going to do
with them and I told her they are good at keeping the bottom clean and look
like sea monsters.
She perked up and
lead to to another aquarium that she said contained a much better fish for that
task. They were also five bucks apiece
and I again reiterated I wanted the other two fish. Sternly she asked me what I was going to do
with them if they got too large for my aquarium. I told her I didn’t know and besides they are
only a buck apiece. She then explained
to me that fish were animals, treasured pets and PetSmart needs to know that
any animal they sell needs to be taken care of properly. She again persisted, wanting to know if I had
plans of buying a larger tank or had a pond (tropical fish don’t do well with
Rich County winters) that I could put them in if they grew larger. At this point, images were appearing in my
head of millions of fish, belly up, that I had poisoned over the years. If this girl only knew. . . . . .
Now, she had wasted 20 minutes of my time telling me that
fish were caring and feeling pets that are gaining in popularity with people. Then, to justify her thinking, she told about
the new Disney movie coming out called Dory.
She didn’t know the actual name of the fish (Pacific Regal Blue Tang). Since these fish apparently can’t be raised
by humans, the pet industry has been slowly been capturing many of them in the
wild over a time. This so they won’t
affect the natural population when everyone wants one for their aquarium after
seeing the movie.
It’s now a half hour and I comment that PetSmart’s attitude
is commendable but I don’t have an anthropomorphic view about animals, so get me
the fish. She did, I paid $2.13 and left
wondering what the world is coming to.