An Unusual Breaking Point
Chris Coray, The Unmuddled Mathematician
Chris Coray, The Unmuddled Mathematician
To quote Winston Churchill, “There are some things up with
which I will not put”. Churchill did not
want to end a sentence with a preposition and neither do I, but I reached a
breaking point “up with which I will not put” last week.
My wife and I were in our last week in Mexico, which is
where we try to go each year to avoid the mud around our home. Cold doesn’t bother us but the melting snow
that turns dirt roads into slop is something we try to avoid. Anyway, we had 3 glorious weeks of sun,
ocean, whales, pools, flowers, and really good Mexican food.
One evening, though, during our last 4 days there, I had an
experience roughly equivalent (but worse) to a root canal without
anesthetic. I doubt you will feel as I
did, but relating the experience may give you insight as to exactly what kind
of weird person I am.
We were at dinner, in a beautiful open air restaurant that
is part of the resort where we stay, and enjoying a fantastic beef and shrimp
fajita. Our view of the ocean was
spectacular. The restaurant was not
crowded, with just another pair of very nice couples sharing the next
table. They were talking as couples who
have just met often do. We were not
eavesdropping but it was clear from the dominant speaker that he was a recently
retired engineer (not from Boeing, Bob) and he was regaling his companions with
stories. Bobbie and I pretty just talked
between ourselves and were content in the moment with our own thoughts.
Then it happened. Two inch fingernails drawn down a chalkboard
could not have affected me more. My
hearing, which my wife says is more than selectively bad, does have some
frequencies in which I hear perfectly.
Just as I was about to chomp down a shrimp in my fajita, the
guy at the next table started talking about Pi.
The number Pi. All of my antennae
immediately focused on his words. I
could not help myself, my mathematician’s DNA would not allow it. The pleasant fellow was telling his 3 dinner
companions how essential this number was in understanding really important
things. Then he decided to tell his
group what the first 6 digits of PI are.
He was wrong. I repeat, he was
wrong. In one of my proudest moments of
self control I just bit into the shrimp and said nothing. The shrimp did not go down well, but I was
barely holding on and, surprising myself, I succeeded in remaining silent.
But then, just as I finished swallowing some water to retain
my composure, in response to a question from his new friends, the retired
engineer went into a virtual repeat of his discussion, emphasizing the first
six digits of Pi. Again, he was
wrong. It was a Thelma and Louise moment
for me, either I would hurl myself off the balcony or correct a man I had never
met. As gently as I could I identified myself
as a mathematician and provided the correct first 6 digits of Pi. There was sort of an awkward silence. But then the guy’s wife turned to me, having
believed the truth as I explained it, and told us that for 35 years he had been
using those incorrect digits for their entire marriage. For some reason I think she was glad to hear
my words.
We each returned to our own food and the discussion
ended. I told Bobbie that the fellow was
certain to go look up the truth, hoping that the stranger (me) was in
error. The next day Bobbie saw him
someplace on the resort and gently said, “You checked, didn’t you?” The answer was yes.
I will quietly listen to many things and to different
opinions about all kinds of things, but not to abuse of Pi (or for that matter,
e).
This story is prima facie evidence of strangeness in my character but I
will not be moved from absolute truth.
We made up the game that produced Pi, and nobody gets to tinker with its
elegance. Mozart, Beethoven, Rembrandt,
Michelangelo, and Pi.
1 comment:
Ok. A pretty funny experience Chris. I laughed as I read it. I'll have to make note that you may have questions about anesthesia and root canals! I could totally picture you thinking and saying those things. You two are awesome.
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