By Scott Heiner
Say Cheese
…as I was saying, I grew up in a small rural town in
northern Utah where the meals were based on How I got to be a passionate foodie in that environment
is not clear. I’m sure it’s partly due
to my endless curiosity about just about everything—including food—and my
interest in trying new things.
meat and potatoes.
One of the
foods I am passionate about is cheese. It
started when I was about 7 or 8 years old when I would go to the grocery store
with my grandfather. At the meat
counter, they had a huge wheel of cheddar cheese encased in a layer of red
wax. Grandpa would have the butcher cut
off a large wedge of that cheese, weigh it and wrap it in white butcher
paper. Back home, Grandpa would cut off
a slice of that cheese and eat it with a slice of apple. I followed suit and developed a taste for
good cheddar cheese. Oh, that cheese was
good! It had a nice salty nut-like
flavor, but the best thing about this cheese was its consistency. It was very firm, about like Swiss cheese. As a young adult, I used to buy cheese like
that in vacuum-sealed 1-lb bricks in the supermarkets, but the quality has gone
way down. Now, it’s nearly impossible to
find cheese like what I had in my childhood days. I have to go to specialty markets or delis.
One thing I was always curious
about was Limburger cheese. That cheese had
a bad rap with jokes and cartoons about how bad Limburger smelled. One day, years ago I was at Smiths (I think)
at the deli area and noticed way back on the top shelf some packages of Limburger
almost out of sight. Those packages must
have been sitting there quite a while because they all were coated with dust.
(Apparently this stuff wasn’t all that popular). I also noticed that the expiration date had
passed some time ago, but that didn’t deter me.
This was my chance; I had to find out about this (in)famous cheese.
Now, Limburger cheese is supposed
to be soft, spreadable with a knife. When
I opened this package, however, I discovered it to be about the consistency of thick
gravy. And, oh, boy, it did smell! Luckily, my wife was away or she’d have
thrown me out, cheese and all. Well, I
had paid good money for it, and I was committed. So, I spooned some of the glop onto a cracker
and took a bite. Wooeee, was it
strong! I eventually managed to eat
about half the package, but I was done in.
I had discovered the strongest of the strong. Now I had some idea of the range of cheese
strengths, from American Cheese to Limburger.
As I grew older, my interest in
ever bolder, stronger cheeses grew. When
I was a kid, I didn’t like blue cheese dressing but I certainly outgrew
that. Now I crave the stuff and could
eat it with a spoon right out of the jar.
It’s strange, and somewhat embarrassing that the cheeses I love best
smell just like stinky feet. I recently
learned that the similarity between smelly feet and smelly cheese is no
coincidence; the same type of bacteria is responsible for both. I know… it’s a fetish and I’m weird beyond
help.
It is well known in my family that
for me, the best Christmas, Father’s Day or birthday gift is an assortment of
cheeses. No neckties for me, thank
you. I lean toward the stronger and
harder cheeses, but I like them all.
Camembert, Gouda (it’s really “guud”—sorry, I just couldn’t help myself),
Gruyere, Brie, Feta, Edam…I could go on and on.
There are so many different cheeses to pursue, and I’ve only begun. I’m on a crusade to discover all the kinds of
cheese in the world. The more I learn
about the varieties of this milk-based treasure, the more I realize I’ll never
find them all.
So, two years ago, we moved to Bear
Lake, with no source of good cheeses around.
I felt like I was in a cheese wasteland.
But I learned I was wrong. Gossners
in Logan (one of the largest cheese manufacturers in the U.S.) makes some
really great cheeses. I now make regular
pilgrimages there to hit their sample table and pick up some of their addicting
cheese curds along with some of their Muenster or Colby.
Last spring my daughter gave me
some amazing cheeses from Rockhill Creamery in Richmond. They are a small dairy that makes craft cheeses
in small batches based on European recipes.
I had no idea. Then, just the
other day I heard about a small cheese and wine shop just north of
Bloomington. I’ve got to check them out
ASAP. Here, I was thinking my cheese
adventures were over, but on second thought, I think I’m living in Cheese
Heaven!
Just writing this, I’m really
getting hungry. Time to go break out the
cheese and crackers.
Until next time, happy eating!
Scott wants to hear from you about your foodie likes and dislikes and any interesting eateries.
Scott wants to hear from you about your foodie likes and dislikes and any interesting eateries.
scottsheiner@gmail.com
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